Stupid innovation

We’re taught to glorify innovation. Every new invention is pitched as a step forward, a clever disruption, a mark of progress. But here’s the uncomfortable reality: not all innovation is good. Some of it is pointless, harmful, or simply stupid. Just because something can be invented doesn’t mean it should exist.

We don’t talk enough about bad innovation. The products that solve non-existent problems, the technologies that make products even worse.

 

A $400 Wi-Fi juicer that squeezed juice packs you could already squeeze with your hands. A monument to Silicon Valley’s obsession with reinventing the obvious.

Squeezed out: widely mocked startup Juicero is shutting down | Silicon Valley | The Guardian

Sold as the future of wearable tech. Delivered as a creepy surveillance device nobody wanted to wear in public. A failure not just of design, but of common sense.

Google Glass Enterprise Edition 2 Developer Kit (Glass Pod and Titanium Band) : Amazon.in: Electronics

  • Plastic coffee pods

Convenient but extremely unnecessary. A brilliant way to turn convenience into global pollution.

Which is best - aluminum, plastic or compostable coffee capsules?

  • Hoverboards

Cheap self-balancing scooters that exploded (literally) because manufacturers raced ahead of safety.

Hoverboard 6.5 inch White | Voltes - Electric Mobility

  • Endless social media “features”

Are stories, reels, shorts, fleets, threads and endless copies of each other necessary? Innovation disguised as repetition, designed only to steal more of our attention.

Instagram unveiled a new feature. Here's how you can use it (and why you'll want to) | ZDNET

  • 3D TVs

A stupid, useless gimmick that died almost as fast as it arrived.

Reviving Home Entertainment- Trends in the 3D TV Market

  • Disposable e-cigarettes

Marketed as a healthy alternative to smoking. In reality, they hooked a new generation on nicotine while creating mountains of toxic waste.

ECO Menthol E-Cig | Disposable E-Cigarette | ePuffer Vape

Innovation without purpose is just noise. Sometimes it’s laughable, a Wi-Fi toaster, sometimes it’s dangerous, vaping devices for teenagers, and sometimes it’s destructive, convenience products that poison ecosystems.

The real problem is that we confuse novelty with progress. We treat any new feature, any shiny object, any “world-changing” startup pitch as inherently valuable. Progress isn’t about making things new. It’s about making things better. And those two are not the same.

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